u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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