dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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