how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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