She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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