my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Did I show you my penis last night?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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