Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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