doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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