For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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