she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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