So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Randomize
