I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
As shirtless as possible
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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