just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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