no you cant smoke seaweed
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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