If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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