I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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