all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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