is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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