i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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