just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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