theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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