: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
