I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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