Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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