After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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