Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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