4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You're like the curious george of whores
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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