watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
