my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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