I just gift wrapped bread.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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