He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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