You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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