Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!