How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"