she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.