did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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