she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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