I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
