I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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