can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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