i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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