SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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