I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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