So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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