I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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