I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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