it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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