I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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