I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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