he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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