The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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