new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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