I'm sorry my penis didn't work
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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